Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

The Dark Hand (2000)

Sab Shimono: Uncle

Quotes 

• Uncle : Come, give Uncle a hug.

  [Jackie approaches Uncle, only to be whacked] 

  Jackie : Ow!

  Uncle : You forget to make coffee this morning! Coffee is the only thing keeping Uncle's ancient heart beating! You want dead Uncle?

• Uncle : One more thing, this is Jade, your niece. She will be living with you for a year, okay?

  Jackie : Okay. I have a niece?

  Uncle : Your cousin Shin's girl from Hong Kong. Jade is not behaving well there. Doing poorly in school. Your cousin thinks she will do better in America with you.

  Jackie : Uh, nobody asked me!

  Uncle : Did not want to bother you.