Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

The Demon Beneath My Wings (2005)

Stacie Chan: Jade

Quotes 

• Jackie : Jade! What are you doing here?

  Jade : Like I'm going to come all the way down to Australia, and not ride a kangaroo. Tch.

• Drago : Time to throw a shrimp on the barbie!

  [Drago breaths fire at Jade] 

  Jade : Definitely not a g'day.

• Jade : Hey, since we're still on Australian time, technically it's tomorrow and I've already been to school.

  Jackie : Ha ha ha. "A" for effort, "F" for logic. Now go to bed. You have a big field trip tomorrow.

• Jade : As if. Everybody knows there are no such things as ghosts. But demons, they're real. Big time!

  [Jade pulls out the chi-o-matic] 

  Jade : And this little baby can suck up demon chi like nobody's business!

• Drago : Oh, did I scare you?

  Jade : Yeah. But looks aren't everything!

• Jade : That's two demons against one Chan. I'm outta here!

• Jade : [to a shadowy figure]  Miss Hartman, don't eat me! I, uh, didn't even shower this morning.

  Uncle : [Tohru, Uncle and Jackie emerge]  Teacher eats students? School has changed from when Uncle was a boy.

• Jackie : Jade! I told you to stay on the bus.

  Jade : What's your point?