- Tohru: The coast is clear.
- Jackie: Move quickly Tohru. Jade must not find out Captain Black is assembling the J Team, or she will hatch another kooky -
- [Jackie opens the door. Jade is standing outside]
- Jade: Jackie.
- [Jackie screams]
- Jade: I've hatched a mondo plan to take down the J Team's archnemesis Barthomew Chang. Tell you all about it on the way to Section 13.
- Tohru: Uh, I, uh, cannot fight a woman.
- Helga Sorenson: This woman will make you scream like a little girl.
- Young Jackie: Jade is right. We must act our real ages. We must find the stolen Jade and return to safety. We must stop Mr. Poopyhead.
- Jade: Nuh-uh Jackie. You're too young to stop Chang. And I'm too young to be an adult! Uncle you have to do something!
- Paco: You must take us to the J Team. Senior Uncle is too young to drive.
- Young Uncle: But first we must stop for ice cream.
- Capt. Black: Now?
- Young Uncle: You want Uncle to cast reversal spell? Yes? Then you will stop for ice cream!
- Young Viper: Patty cake. Patty cake baker's man. Bake me a cake like Jackie Chan!
- [Knocks out Young Philip Crane]