Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Tough Break (2000)

James Sie: Jackie Chan, Shendu the Fire Demon, Chow

Quotes 

• Shendu : The Rat Talisman is the key to my freedom, Valmont. It will reanimate me to flesh and bone.

  Ratso : You mean, you get back all your dragon power and stuff?

  Valmont : No, Shendu will still require the other Talismans, and our continued assistance for that.

  Shendu : Judging by experience, I will remain in this petrified form *forever*. And you will never lay your eyes on the lost treasure of Ching Shian!

• Jackie : [Exiting the Section 13 Phone booth/entrance]  That phone booth is not wheelchair accessible!

• Jackie : [Facing Gnomekop]  Stay back, Jade.

  Jade : No, Jackie. You have a broken leg. And Gnomekop is *my* responsibility!

• Jade : So while Jackie distracted Giant Gnomekop, I climbed up top, crawled inside his mouth and got the Talisman.

  Uncle : You did very well, Jade.

  Jade : Yeah, except for the part where I slipped and fell and landed on Jackie.

  [Cut to Jackie with two broken legs] 

  Jackie : Agreed.

• Jade : Another train wreck, Jackie?

  Jackie : [Regarding the mess in room]  I was going to ask the same thing. Do baboons live here?

• Jackie : Hey, Jade. I can take care of myself. Remember within every weakness lies strength.

• Jackie : [after being attacked by Gnomekop]  That toy should be taken off the market.

  Jade : I tried to tell you, he's not just a toy anymore. He's alive! ALIVE!

• Jackie : [to the Dark Hand that surrounding him]  Want to sign my cast?