Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Viva Las Jackies (2002)

Sab Shimono: Uncle

Quotes 

• Jackie : Are you sure the spell is accurate, Uncle? Nevada is not exactly known as tiger country.

  Uncle : Never mock the sock! It is our only chance of finding the tiger before the forces of darkness do.

• Uncle : Room service? Yes. Please send up 1 vial of eel saliva, 3 jars of powered duck feet and 2 moose antlers... What? What kind of hotel does not have eel saliva?

• Jade : [Standing by the door]  Hey, Uncle I know your busy, so if you want me to go help Jackie, just signal by yelling into the phone.

  Uncle : I do not want chicken fingers! I require duck feet!

  Jade : You got it.

  [Jade leaves] 

• Uncle : [Speaking on the phone]  Jackie, why you babbling like a crazy person?

  Jackie Dark , Jackie LIght : Because I have 2 heads!

• Dalong Wong : You cannot defeat me old man!

  Uncle : Who are you calling old? You bag of bones!

• Dalong Wong : Your half-baked spells cannot defeat me!

  [Send Uncle flying off] 

  Uncle : I blame room service!