Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Viva Las Jackies (2002)

James Sie: Jackie Chan, Jackie Dark, Jackie Light, Chow

Quotes 

• Jackie : Are you sure the spell is accurate, Uncle? Nevada is not exactly known as tiger country.

  Uncle : Never mock the sock! It is our only chance of finding the tiger before the forces of darkness do.

• Finn : So Big D, we really appreciate you turning us into super powered dark chi dudes and all, but we gotta talk image. I'm not digging the whole orange vibe. And these outfits kind of scream boy band.

  Ratso : Naw, we look like KISS.

  Chow : We look like circus freaks!

• Finn : [as they're falling]  Dudes, we have powers.

  Ratso : Oh yeah.

  Chow : Sweet.

  [They land safely, then a car falls on top of them] 

• Jade : Jackie, you rock! You can pull them back together, right?... Jackie's coming apart too!...

  [Jade knocks Jackie out of the way] 

  Jade : Jackie, are you all right?

  Jackie Dark : Uh, yeah.

  Jackie Light : Thank you for asking.

  [Jade screams] 

  Jackie Dark , Jackie Light : What?

• Chow : [looking at 2 headed Jackie]  And I thought we looked like circus freaks.

• Jackie Dark : 3 jokers, and Jackies are wild. Who's in?

  Jackie Light : Not me.

• Uncle : [Speaking on the phone]  Jackie, why you babbling like a crazy person?

  Jackie Dark , Jackie LIght : Because I have 2 heads!