- Jackie: Please can't we just talk about...
- Jade: Maybe they don't know how to talk.
- Buford MacDonald: My brother E.B. here graduated Stanford Phi Beta Kappy.
- E.B. MacDonald: And Buford is a renowned nuclear physicist.
- Mr. MacDonald: What in Sam Hill's nanny going on here?
- Jackie: The animals have magic powers, and dark forces have come to claim them.
- Mr. MacDonald: Magic? Well, why didn't you say so in the first place?
- Mr. MacDonald: [to Dalong Wong] Get your magic butt off my property mister!
- [Dalong Wong casts a spell]
- Uncle: Magic must defeat magic butt!
- Jade: Jackie, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!
- Jackie: Jade, bring the pig this wa-
- [runs out the door, only to nearly fall out of the flying house]
- Jackie: Wah! The house is flying?
- Jade: Hello? Did you not catch my Wizard of Oz reference?
- Finn: [to Jackie] There's no place like home... to kick your butt!