- George Jefferson: [about Jessica] Why didn't you tell us she was here?
- Florence Johnston: I tried to but you were too busy not listening to me.
- Jessica Jefferson: Mommy explained that sometimes grown ups can act like kids, sometimes even kids-ier.
- Jessica Jefferson: [looking at Jessica's picture of the family] This is the most handsome guy so he must be me right?
- Jessica Jefferson: No, that's daddy. You're over here, the second most handsome man.
- Helen Willis: What's that licorice stick?
- Jenny Willis Jefferson: It's either you or me.
- Helen Willis: Are we all waiting for a bus?
- Tom Willis: No, I *am* the bus!
- Jessica Jefferson: [the adults are trying to call the police] Grandma Louise!
- Louise Jefferson: Not now honey, we're trying to find you.
- Jessica Jefferson: Okay.