Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)
Queen of the Zombies (2005)
Joe Mantegna: Will Girardi
Quotes
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Will Girardi : Chuck Kroner called. The Bakers have a court date. Kroner knows the judge, and... says it's gonna be tough for us.
Helen Girardi : Oh.
Will Girardi : Yeah.
Helen Girardi : My catechism book?
Will Girardi : I feel like I just got caught with porn.
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Will Girardi : I hope everybody's hungry.
Joan Girardi : I love it when dad's home. Maybe you should think about getting fired.
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Kevin Girardi : Hey, what's with the vino on Wednesday night?
Joan Girardi : Are we gonna become drunks now? That is so "Osbournes".
Helen Girardi : No. It's a celebration, a little surprise.
Will Girardi : We are no longer being sued by Andy and his barely-human family.
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Joan Girardi : Luke, no text-messaging at the dinner table. That's 21st century bad manners.
Luke Girardi : Joan, I'm in a bit of a situation.
Joan Girardi : Grace holding out on the sugar?
Will Girardi : Can we have five minutes to celebrate the survival of our life savings?
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Will Girardi : Remember, it's just a school play. No crying.
Helen Girardi : That was one time. And she was dressed like a daisy. I couldn't help it.