Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Romancing the Joan (2005)

Becky Wahlstrom: Grace Polk

Quotes 

• Grace Polk : [leaving class]  I think I actually lost body mass from boredom.

  Joan Girardi : I can't believe I'm looking forward to seeing Mrs. Gross. I even miss her mole.

• Joan Girardi : I just don't get it. Well, these poems are supposed to be romantic, but they're all about death.

  Luke Girardi : Death is romantic.

  Grace Polk : Especially when there's blood.

  Luke Girardi : Or a plague.

  Grace Polk : Yep.

  Joan Girardi : [sarcastic]  Why haven't we double-dated?

• Adam Rove : Guys, don't make a thing of it, okay? I needed an assistant, she answered the ad.

  Grace Polk : And I guess all the ugly assistants were taken.

  Adam Rove : Don't you have an appointment in the biology closet?

• Grace Polk : What a great time of year. It's freezing, midterms are coming up, it's a billion years before school's out, everybody's sick, and there's nothing to look forward to.

  Friedman : [singsong]  Valentine's Day.

  Grace Polk : [to Luke]  Don't even think about it.

  Luke Girardi : No, I'm a guy. I'll totally forget it.

• Adam Rove : So, are we doing physics study group today?

  Joan Girardi : I can't. I'm getting tutored in English. Extra credit.

  Adam Rove : Tutored? I thought you were doing okay in English.

  Joan Girardi : Well, apparently I could do better.

  Grace Polk : What is with all this trying, Girardi? You're like a stranger to me.