Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)
Silence (2004)
Jason Ritter: Kevin Girardi
Quotes
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Joan : [dabbing lotion on a rash on her leg] Great. Leprosy. Just in time for summer.
Luke Girardi : It's probably a staph infection you picked up in the locker room. Ooh. Very tenacious. Calamine's not gonna do it.
Joan : Hey, sometimes science should be seen and not heard.
Kevin Girardi : Legs are overrated. Take it from an expert; you can still get laid.
Joan : Do boys have to talk?
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Helen Girardi : Sorry, I'm running behind. Who wants pancakes?
Kevin Girardi : We're already eating, mom.
Helen Girardi : Eating what?
Kevin Girardi : Day-old burrito for me. Luke has some fish sticks, and Joan has some corn chips.
Joan : Bean dip. Protein.
Helen Girardi : You're all gonna get scurvy.
Luke Girardi : Joan already has it.
Helen Girardi : [seeing Joan's rash] What is that?
Joan : It's God's idea of a cruel joke. "Last day of school, party in the quad, everybody wearing miniskirts. Let's give Joan herpes."
Helen Girardi : Well, you look cute in jeans.