Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)
The Cat (2004)
Jason Ritter: Kevin Girardi
Quotes
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Luke Girardi : Why would someone who has repeatedly claimed that she hates cats get a cat?
Joan Girardi : They were gonna kill it.
Kevin Girardi : But a cat?
Joan Girardi : I'm a puzzle, okay?
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Helen Girardi : Are you sure crickets are edible?
Aunt Olive : Mmm! In the Kanchanaburi province in Thailand, it's a delicacy.
Helen Girardi : Well, in Arcadia, they're exterminated.
Aunt Olive : Oh, Helen, come on, live a little. I learned this recipe from a Thai chef who said that crickets kept him vital. Over 90, still having sex like a rabbit.
Luke Girardi : I'll try one.
Kevin Girardi : Me, too.
Helen Girardi : Oh, God.
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Joan Girardi : Introducing the newest Girardi, Larry the cat.
Helen Girardi : You got a cat?
Joan Girardi : Yeah.
Aunt Olive : It's wild, isn't it?
Joan Girardi : Uh, yeah.
Aunt Olive : Well, get rid of it. They can't be tamed.
Joan Girardi : No, the-the pamphlet shows you how to domesticate them.
Kevin Girardi : Tell that to Siegfried.
Luke Girardi : No, I think it was Roy.