Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)
The Rise & Fall of Joan Girardi (2005)
Mary Steenburgen: Helen Girardi
Quotes
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Will Girardi : [reading Kevin's article] "And in a heroic moment, Ms. Girardi tackled her friend, knocking her from the path of an oncoming truck."
Kevin Girardi : Nice, huh?
Joan Girardi : You made me sound like Catwoman.
Helen Girardi : I thought it was an SUV.
Luke Girardi : Actually, the Transportation Safety Administration classifies all SUVs as light trucks. Taking my driver's test Thursday.
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Will Girardi : You used the word "hero" seven times.
Helen Girardi : In the Metro section? Thought you said last night they'd bury it on the comics page.
Kevin Girardi : Well, my editor thought Joan the Hero was too good for "Hagar the Horrible".
Joan Girardi : It was more like a momentary loss of brain function.
Luke Girardi : Well, bravery can be seen as having a correlation of impaired judgment. Napoleon marching on Moscow...
Joan Girardi : Grace going out with you.
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Joan Girardi : You forgot to mention my face-full of latte, and Dylan Samuels is not my friend. She's a total skank.
Kevin Girardi : I highlighted the parts of the story that the readers want to see. That's how journalism works. The public wants heroes.
Joan Girardi : Couldn't they find someone better than me?
Helen Girardi : Honey, what you did was incredible. I'm so proud of you. If you ever do it again, I will kill you.