Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Touch Move (2003)

Jason Ritter: Kevin Girardi

Quotes 

• Kevin : Joan, can I borrow your hairdryer so I can look extra handsome for my job interview at weiner world?

• Kevin : [startled by Joan]  Don't startle the cripple. My fight or flight impulse is very confused. What were you doing?

  Joan : I was imagining I was in a coma. It's not so bad. I hate school. I have no friends. I can't fit in. I don't know who I like. I'm miserable, and I-I've got this-this... *zit* in my ear. Ow.

  Kevin : Yeah, I didn't need to know that last part, but... I have to concur, high school sucks.

• Kevin : [waking from a nightmare]  I was on fire.

  Will : I'll get you some water.

  Kevin : Dad, I'm not really on fire.

  Will : Well, I'll get you some anyway.