Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Touch Move (2003)

Wendy Worthington: Mailwoman God

Quotes 

• [Joan calls her mom when she realizes the package is COD] 

  Mailwoman God : Uh-uh. You've got twelve dollars in your pocket you were gonna to use to buy a frappucino and a muffin when you skip history class after lunch. Which by the way, do not do that.

• Joan : Oh, god. You are just a three-ring circus, aren't you?

  Mailwoman God : Okay, price went up. Give me the whole twelve.

  Joan : What are you gonna do with money?

  Mailwoman God : It's not what I'm gonna do with it. It's what you're gonna do without it.

• Joan : Any guess as to when this is going to end? First a job at a bookstore, then AP Chemistry... how do you top that?

  Mailwoman God : You don't have to accept the package, you know.

  Joan : Oh, yeah, okay. And I could also take the blue pill. Hand it over.

  Mailwoman God : [exchanging the package for the money]  In me you trust. Not entirely true.