Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)
Vanity, Thy Name Is Human (2004)
Joe Mantegna: Will Girardi
Quotes
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Will Girardi : Good morning.
Helen Girardi : The coffee's made.
Will Girardi : I wondered what happened to you.
Helen Girardi : I couldn't sleep. Been up all night.
Will Girardi : You should've woke me up. I would have massaged you to a blissful stupor.
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Will Girardi : What's her story?
Pharmacist : These girls, kids from Russia or someplace. They come in here every day trying to scam me.
Will Girardi : Phony scrips?
Pharmacist : The prescriptions are legit, but they're trying to get more than the doctor prescribed. Misoprostol, it's an ulcer med.
Will Girardi : You can get high on ulcer medication? No wonder my grandfather was always smiling.
Pharmacist : It can induce miscarriage. It's an off-label use. Without a doctor's supervision, it's pretty risky.
Will Girardi : Do-it-yourself abortion. And it's more than just her?