Joey (TV Series)

Joey and the Student (2004)

Paulo Costanzo: Michael Tribbiani

Quotes 

• Michael : You know, I think I'm just gonna go up to the girl and start talking.

  Gina : Okay, just... make sure you're nice to her.

  Joey : Yeah, but not too nice.

  Gina : Compliment her.

  Joey : Ignore her.

  Gina : Compliment her, then ignore her.

  Joey : Yeah.

  Michael : Okay...

  Gina : Make sure you ask her name.

  Joey : And then call her a different name.

  Gina : And make eye contact.

  Joey : Yeah, but don't stare at her.

  Gina : You Want to seem interested.

  Joey : But completely bored.

  Gina : Just be yourself.

  Joey : No, no! Pretend to be somebody else.