- Johnny Bravo: [Answers phone] Troubled Teen Hotline... Your boyfriend left you? So... uh... what are you wearing?
- Johnny Bravo: [after overdosing on Ubermass which has made him fat] I need to find a way to lose weight fast.
- Suzy: You and fifty eight percent of America!
- Jane Bonded: [Jane kisses Johnny] Hmm. That's odd.
- W: You didn't use the red lipstick did you, Jane?
- Jane Bonded: Yeah but I had it set for... Malaria. Feel... Faint...
- [Jane faints]
- Johnny Bravo: I have that effect on women, you know?
- W: Quite.