Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
A Spy in the House of Me (1999)
George Segal: Jack Gallo
Quotes
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Jack Gallo : [admiring his new engraved Louisville Slugger bat] Check it out, right there: Jack Gallo. Every great ballplayer has had his name engraved on a Louisville Slugger.
Dennis Finch : Yeah, I know. My niece Tiffany got one.
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Jack Gallo : Just be careful. Don't get all goofy.
Maya Gallo : I won't, I'm not a teenager anymore. Duh!
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Jack Gallo : We must keep our eye on the ball. Cosmo may be on a winning streak, but the game's not over until the bottom of the ninth.
Maya Gallo : Dad, could you pleasetake it easy on the baseball metaphors?
Jack Gallo : Sure thing. Nina, you're up to plate.
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Jack Gallo : Why can't she see through that guy?
Elliot DiMauro : It's the hair, it's always the hair.
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Maya Gallo : Don't play dumb with me!
Jack Gallo : I'm not playing. I'm legitimately dumb.