Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
A Spy in the House of Me (1999)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
Quotes
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Jack Gallo : [admiring his new engraved Louisville Slugger bat] Check it out, right there: Jack Gallo. Every great ballplayer has had his name engraved on a Louisville Slugger.
Dennis Finch : Yeah, I know. My niece Tiffany got one.
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Dennis Finch : Today I'll be interviewing candidates for the new intern spot.
Nina Van Horn : Ooh, new interns.
Dennis Finch : Which brings me to my next point. Please do not talk to the recruits, please do not offer encouragement, please do not handcuff them to your desk.
Nina Van Horn : I was merely trying to... Okay, I won't.
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John Kenny : It's just like I say at the end of my second act: sometimes, the brightest room in the house of me is the one with the lamp called tomorrow.
Dennis Finch : And sometimes you want to puke in a toilet called yesterday.
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Dennis Finch : This is a fashion mag-o-zine, and we may put on our pants one leg at a time, but they're nice pants with belts that match our shoes.
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Dennis Finch : Who are you, Toliver? Says here you're from Manchester. The only things they have in Manchester are pools and fools. I don't see a diving board, which one are you? You must be a fool!
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Dennis Finch : Brian Toliver. Your middle initial wouldn't be L, would it?
Brian Toliver : M.
Dennis Finch : Yeah? Well if it was L, you'd be B.L.T, wouldn't you?