Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

An Axe to Grind (1999)

Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

Quotes 

• Maya : Are you all coming to my painting-party on Saturday? We'll paint the walls and have some fun!

  Nina : What time is it again?

  Maya : 8:00 p.m.

  Nina : Then I won't be there.

  Maya : Why?

  Nina : 'Cos I don't want to.

• Maya Gallo : Deforestation is not funny. It's screwing up the whole environment.

  Scott : Big talk from someone chewing a wood pencil next to her oak desk.

• Maya Gallo : The only way that makes sense is that Scott thinks you have feelings for me.

  Elliot DiMauro : That's right.

  Maya Gallo : Why would he think that?

  Elliot DiMauro : Yesterday, he saw me over at the counter giving you a banana.

  Maya Gallo : Yeah, so?

  Elliot DiMauro : Maya, Scott's a strict Freudian. I gave you my *banana*.

  Maya Gallo : Oh, I see. Scott's a Freudian lumberjack who saw you give me fruit.

• Maya Gallo : I can't believe you're out with Beth in a pathetic attempt to make Scott jealous. I mean, for God's sake, Beth?

  Elliot DiMauro : She speaks very highly of you.

  Maya Gallo : Maybe she had me confused with an appetizer.