David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : Dennis, these grades stink. They're C's and D's, and an F that you changed to an E.

  Dennis Finch : Hey, I earned that E.

• Dennis Finch : It's all too much to take. It's all write this down, and read that, and learn this theorem. What the hell is a theorem? I think I'm in over their head.

  Jack Gallo : Well, maybe you shouldn't be taking advanced astrophysics.

  Dennis Finch : I wanna be a spaceman.

  Jack Gallo : Ancient Greek architecture?

  Dennis Finch : I want my spaceships to have columns.

• Dennis Finch : I now realize that college is not just a bunch of educational crap. No, it's a star machine, bigger than Hollywood! What's Meg Ryan have that I don't?

• Dennis Finch : Elliot, I have one more question for you.

  Elliot DiMauro : Shoot.

  Dennis Finch : How does it feel when you... Finch attack!

  [throws water on Elliot, his assistants tie him to the chair and throw confetti over him] 

  Dennis Finch : Elliot DiMauro, you have just been Finch Attacked!