- [during Dennis' dream sequence]
- Jack Gallo: Oh, look Dennis. Your sister had made you some popcorn.
- [cut to Maya, wearing baby-doll pajamas]
- Maya Gallo: Hey, nice suit. Where have I seen it before?
- Dennis Finch: Fred Savage wore it in the Wonder Years. Got it on eBay.
- Jack Gallo: Sorry I can't stay, but I have an aerobics class across the street. I'm dating the instructor.
- Maya Gallo: Oh, you're still with Jill?
- Dennis Finch: [sing-song] Jack and Jill. I hope she's on the pill.
- [Jack stares at him]
- Dennis Finch: I'm sorry.
- Jack Gallo: How could you say that in front of your mother?
- Dennis Finch: She doesn't understand what I'm saying.
- Fanny Finch, Dennis Finch's Mother: I don't.
- Maya Gallo: Why did he stop shooting?
- Elliot DiMauro: I asked him about it.
- Maya Gallo: And?
- Elliot DiMauro: He said the world was grey and cleaned his ear with my car keys.
- Fanny Finch, Dennis Finch's Mother: You've never lied before. Becoming vice-president of Blush has changed you.
- Dennis Finch: Just so you know, her name's Fanny.
- Maya Gallo: Fanny, as in tushie?
- Dennis Finch: Yeah, and you have a big rack. We're all God's children.
- Dennis Finch: It's her first time in New York. In fact, it's her first time out of Albany after the divorce.
- Maya Gallo: Then she should go to MoMA. They're having an exhibition on the history of the fountain pen.
- Dennis Finch: How have you not found mister right?
- Nina Van Horn: Here, give this to Horst.
- Elliot DiMauro: What is it?
- Nina Van Horn: It's a hate letter he wrote me.
- Maya Gallo: Wow, so many pages... of the same two words.
- Nina Van Horn: You want me to pose for a photograph for him?
- Elliot DiMauro: Yes.
- Nina Van Horn: Well, forget it!
- Maya Gallo: The entire world would see this photograph.
- Nina Van Horn: I'll go change.
- Horst: I detest her!
- Elliot DiMauro: Then express it, through your camera.
- Nina Van Horn: That's that black box on your sweaty hands.
- Horst: I'd rather eat a dog!
- Nina Van Horn: Then that would be cannibalism, wouldn't it?