Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Jack Gets Tough (1999)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
Quotes
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Elliot DiMauro : Do you bring greetings from the future?
Dennis Finch : Yes, and there's still no cure for baldness.
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Jack Gallo : You boob, you assured me Conrad was dead!
Dennis Finch : He has to be, why else would they cancel Jake and the Fatman?
Jack Gallo : That's *William* Conrad! Next time get it right.
Dennis Finch : [to himself] Next time write your own book.
Jack Gallo : What'd you say?
Dennis Finch : I was apologizing.
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Dennis Finch : I have what's called a body built for fashion.
Elliot DiMauro : Finch, you have a body built to assist Santa Claus.
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Jack Gallo : If Robert Conrad finds out, he could sue me for millions, and do you know what they'd call me if this got out?
Dennis Finch : Jack ass? A liar? A fraud? There's no right answer.
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Jack Gallo : It's just a humble autobiography about an extraordinary man.
Dennis Finch : Translated from the gibberish by his assistant.