Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Jack Vents (1999)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
Quotes
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Dennis Finch : "Rage to Riches". Came in second.
Maya Gallo : All right! What did I get?
Dennis Finch : Did you pick him to win?
Maya Gallo : Yes.
Dennis Finch : Then nothing.
Maya Gallo : Rats! I just lost $50!
Dennis Finch : 50? Why'd you bet so much?
Maya Gallo : Oh, I was only going to bet five but then the bookie said "five dimes?" and I said "Fifty dollars? What the Hell?" Fifty dollars, I truly hit rock bottom.
Dennis Finch : Sit down. It just got rockier. Maya, dimes are thousands. Five dimes, five thousand dollars. You lost five thousand dollars.
Maya Gallo : No, no! This isn't happening! This isn't real! Dimes are ten! FIve dimes, fifty dollars!
Dennis Finch : Well, you'd better have it when the bookie comes here.
Maya Gallo : The bookie's coming here?
Maya Gallo : They tend to drop by at the five thousand range.
Dennis Finch : Ooooh! Rags to Riches, you slow, hairy bitch!
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Nina Van Horn : Reason number one why I should have a limo: as an editor of this magazine, I need to be seen in a position of power.
Dennis Finch : As opposed to her usual position, passed out on her table. It's so easy.
Nina Van Horn : Enjoy it while it lasts, Finch. Puberty changes everything.
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Dennis Finch : Jack, your sounds of the jungle tape just came in.
Jack Gallo : Is it any good?
Dennis Finch : You like monkeys?
Jack Gallo : Leave it on my desk.
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Dennis Finch : What are you betting on?
Maya Gallo : Rags to Riches, race 23.
Dennis Finch : Jamaican dog racing?
Maya Gallo : Yes. I like dogs, I went to Jamaica on spring break, and I'm always racing from one place to another.
Dennis Finch : Sometimes I wish you were a guy so I could punch you.
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Maya Gallo : I'm writing a very edgy article on women gamblers, and I'm looking for some hot leads.
Dennis Finch : On the Yellow Pages? Good work, Matlock.
Maya Gallo : I'm looking for Gamblers Anonymous. Did you know that women are the fastest growth demographic among gamblers?
Dennis Finch : Did you know you work for a fashion magazine?