Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Lies & Dolls (1999)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Dennis Finch : My mom said if I didn't finish college, I would wind up in a dead-end job. Dead-end job. Pfft! Jack said I could be his assistant *forever*!

• Jack Gallo : Is that all you do all day? Make wise-ass comments?

  Dennis Finch : No. I answer the phone funny.

• Nina Van Horn : Who wants to try a bowl of delicious home-made my stuffin'?

  Jack Gallo : Nina, there's nothing in that bowl.

  Dennis Finch : And by bowl he means your head.

• Maya Gallo : I don't want him to think I'm a crazy freak in bed!

  Dennis Finch : Then sleep with him. That'll teach him a lesson.

• Jack Gallo : Do you know what he said was the secret of his success? He said he didn't have an office.

  Dennis Finch : It's what shot me to the top.

• Nina Van Horn : Guess what? I just got a call from my old acting agent.

  Dennis Finch : Let me guess? They want you for "When Plastic Surgeons Attack."

  Nina Van Horn : Hello there, Finch. Don't get up.

• Elliot DiMauro : This is my sixth grade picture. Guess which one's me?

  Dennis Finch : My God, did you ever have hair?