Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : [About Elliot not voting]  I used to have a boyfriend who felt that way. No, wait. That was Stalin.

• Maya Gallo : You know, nothing about that show makes sense. How do you lose an eye in a fire?

  Jack Gallo : Thank you!

• Elliot DiMauro : I'm serious. I can't vote because I've been to prison.

  Maya Gallo : Seriously? What happened? What did you do?

  Elliot DiMauro : I stole a car, took it for a joy ride.

  Maya Gallo : A car?

  Elliot DiMauro : I was nineteen. Oh, and it was a mail truck. I wanted to see how fast it would go. Not that fast.