- Nina Van Horn: [takes some pills a nurse brings in] Thank you. I needed that.
- The Doctor: Those aren't for you!
- Nina Van Horn: I'm sorry. What do I owe you?
- The Doctor: Are you on any other medication?
- Nina Van Horn: Of course.
- The Doctor: Which medication?
- Nina Van Horn: I'm going to need some paper, a pen, and a Spanish dictionary.
- Maya Gallo: What are you bidding on?
- Jack Gallo: I don't know. An elephant tusk, a stuffed marlin...
- Maya Gallo: Something dead to spruce up the living room?
- Jack Gallo: Exactly.
- Jack Gallo: The Kid is not about "cute"! The Kid is about bullfights and bar fights and old fishermen and young whores!
- [Dennis is in a catatonic state]
- Red Finch: There is only one thing that can snap him out of it. Dennis, your math tutor is here.
- Dennis Finch: Margie? Margie?
- Red Finch: Three bucks an hour, and all he did was stare at her bosom.
- Red Finch: Open the door, or I'll break it down!
- Nina Van Horn: He's just like the Big Bad Wolf. Rowr!
- Elliot DiMauro: You know, the keys are over there on the desk.
- Red Finch: Oh, thanks.
- Nina Van Horn: [hits Elliot] Killjoy.
- Dennis Finch: Look at him. Thirty years of fighting fires, never once called in sick. Three days with Nina and he's eating through a tube.
- Jack Gallo: Elliot, come on in.
- Elliot DiMauro: If you don't mind, I prefer to stand here, where I'm two steps away from the first aid kit.
- Red Finch: Nina is like candied apples. Once a year at the harvest festival, ooh boy, what a treat. But you don't have one every day, certainly not three times a night.
- Nina Van Horn: Do you know how many times I've been married?
- Dennis Finch: No.
- Nina Van Horn: Is there someplace we can find out, 'cause Binnie and I have sort of a bet.