Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Slamming Jack (2000)
George Segal: Jack Gallo
Quotes
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Jack Gallo : You found these in his drawer?
Jarod : Yes sir. Along with maps for a country called Finchatania. Apparently, everyone travels by water slide.
Jack Gallo : Of course they do.
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Jack Gallo : No, I didn't want capers on my lox.
Dennis Finch : Didn't want capers, did ya? You hear that, gang? Guy doesn't like capers! Well guess what? I just got a new caper scraper, and it's coming in handy the first day!
[scrapes bagel on shoe]
Dennis Finch : There you go! Go ahead, you selfish, bloated son of a bitch! Eat up!
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Jack Gallo : [on phone] Dennis, it's me, Jack. I want you to do something for me.
Dennis Finch : Sure thing. Jack, do not make that midnight fridge run. Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. Pudding is not your friend. Pudding is...
Jack Gallo : No. My clock broke and I need you to wake me up at 5:00 AM so I can go fishing.
Dennis Finch : Why don't you call one of those wake-up call services?
Jack Gallo : I just did.
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Stan : What happened, Jack? You and I used to be friends too. How did we drift appart? I mean, does wither of us even remember?
Jack Gallo : My birthday. The Russian Tea Room. You sat down naked on my cake.
Stan : I thought you were finished.