Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Slamming Jack (2000)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
Quotes
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Dennis Finch : [answering phone] House of Finch, tell the D what it be.
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Dennis Finch : I can't believe I talked to Jack like that. I can't think, I can't move...
Elliot DiMauro : And yet you brought us to a strip club.
Dennis Finch : Hey, I gotta eat, don't I?
Nina Van Horn : Ah, the theater.
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Dennis Finch : Hey, what's that smell?
Stan : We're not sure, but fresh flowers do not do well here.
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Jack Gallo : No, I didn't want capers on my lox.
Dennis Finch : Didn't want capers, did ya? You hear that, gang? Guy doesn't like capers! Well guess what? I just got a new caper scraper, and it's coming in handy the first day!
[scrapes bagel on shoe]
Dennis Finch : There you go! Go ahead, you selfish, bloated son of a bitch! Eat up!
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Nina Van Horn : Finch, say nothing, do nothing.
Dennis Finch : Oh, my God, is there a spider on me? Get it!
Nina Van Horn : No, no, I mean about Jack. Act as if nothing happened, Jack will too. I assure you, he'll forget all about it.
Dennis Finch : Nina, I yelled at the man, I screamed at his face.
Nina Van Horn : So? I once set him on fire. I said nothing, and now here I am, dining out on the company credit card.
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Jack Gallo : [on phone] Dennis, it's me, Jack. I want you to do something for me.
Dennis Finch : Sure thing. Jack, do not make that midnight fridge run. Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. Pudding is not your friend. Pudding is...
Jack Gallo : No. My clock broke and I need you to wake me up at 5:00 AM so I can go fishing.
Dennis Finch : Why don't you call one of those wake-up call services?
Jack Gallo : I just did.
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Dennis Finch : Jack is ridiculous! "Clean my gutters." "Rotate my sofa cusions." "Smell my milk." Even I have my limits!
Nina Van Horn : [as Jack enters] ... And that's why I love sex!
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Elliot DiMauro : [at the strip club] Oh, my God. I think... I think that's Maya's gynecologist.
Dennis Finch : Hey, man. Your dollar, your fantasy.
