Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Slow Donnie (1999)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
Quotes
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Donnie DiMauro : Donnie has secret. Promise not to tell anybody?
Maya : I promise.
Donnie DiMauro : You swear? Cross your heart?
Maya : Cross my heart.
Donnie DiMauro : On a stalk of bible books?
Maya : I swear.
Donnie DiMauro : [normal voice] Okay, here's the thing. I'm not really slow. I just faked falling off that tree, and now they wait on me hand and foot. It is the sweetest scam in the world.
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Donnie DiMauro : Donnie wants a kiss.
Maya : Oh, that's... sweet.
Donnie DiMauro : Kissy?
Maya : Oh, why not?
[kisses Donnie on the cheek]
Donnie DiMauro : No, Donnie want a kiss like on Showtime.
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Donnie DiMauro : I'm Donnie with a D. Green quarter.
Maya : What?
Elliot : He likes it when people give him money.
Maya : Oh, um... here.
Donnie DiMauro : [throws away quarter] Green quarter!
Elliot : He likes paper money.
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Maya : Nice to meet you, Mrs. DiMauro.
Rhoda DiMauro : Nice to meet you. Are you wearing rouge?
Maya : No.
Rhoda DiMauro : 'Cause it looks like you're wearing rouge.
Maya : It's really cold outside, I swear!