Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Slow Donnie (1999)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Nina : [on phone]  Uh, Finch?

  Dennis : Yeah, what is it?

  Nina : The birds seem to have gotten out of their cages. Now the head bird seems to be pecking through the phone li...

  [phone line goes dead] 

• Dennis : Careful. You're provoking the alpha male.

  Nina : You don't know what you're talking about.

  Dennis : Yes, I do. I used to date an ornithologist.

  Nina : That's the study of trees, right?

  Dennis : Umm... birds. Remember, we were just talking about birds?

  Nina : So what happened?

  Dennis : She dumped me 'cause all the other ornithologists were making fun of her for going out with a guy named Finch. Hurtful eggheads. Why couldn't they just let us be?

• [Nina comes in with a parakeet in a cage] 

  Jack : What is that filthy thing doing here?

  Dennis : Come on, she works here.

• Donnie DiMauro : Ha-ha, you're small!

  Dennis : Just walk away, he's very special.

• Nina : You mean there's a hundred parakeets in my office?

  Dennis : More like 99. One of them took a sip of your "orange juice" and flew into a fan.

• Dennis : So Dorna Luge is back in the country. Did she bring me anything?

  Nina : Here.

  [gives Dennis a ceramic cat] 

  Dennis : Ooh! meow, meow! A calico! Aw, why did they had to queer it up with a pink collar?