Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Slow Donnie (1999)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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Jack : Hey, Donnie. I think I finally have these tubes figured out.
Donnie DiMauro : [quietly] Kill me now.
Jack : See, it's hot air that pushes things through the tubes.
Donnie DiMauro : Donnie says vacuum.
Jack : Boy, when you get an idea in your head, you stick to it like taffy. See, when air gets hot, it rises.
Donnie DiMauro : Vacuum!
Jack : No, hot air. It's what causes a Pop-Tart to pop out of the toaster, or how helicopters...
Donnie DiMauro : [normal voice] Oh, for the love of God! It's not hot air! It's not magnets! It's a vacuum, Jacko! Like a straw! You ever use a straw, huh, lab partner? Air taken out from one end is replaced from the other end, that creates air pressure that propels things through the freaking tubes!
[Notices everyone is looking]
Donnie DiMauro : [slow Donnie voice] I love you, tubes.
[everyone still stares]
Donnie DiMauro : Green quarter.
[still staring]
Donnie DiMauro : Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!
Elliot : Donnie, what the hell?
Donnie DiMauro : [normal voice] Oh, crap. Now I gotta get a job.
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Donnie DiMauro : I'm Donnie with a D. Green quarter.
Maya : What?
Elliot : He likes it when people give him money.
Maya : Oh, um... here.
Donnie DiMauro : [throws away quarter] Green quarter!
Elliot : He likes paper money.