Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Steamed (1998)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
Quotes
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Richard : I thought you were different.
Maya Gallo : I am different! Ask anybody, they hate me here!
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Jack Gallo : He publishes some anti-corporate newsletter. What's it called? The Fink? The Snitch? The Rat?
Maya Gallo : The Whistle Blower!
Jack Gallo : That's it. Imagine taking up that kind of valuable office space just to reach a few whiny malcontents.
Maya Gallo : I subscribe.
Dennis Finch : Subscribe? You're Miss December.
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Maya Gallo : I'm not some spineless lackey who jumps at your every whim.
Jack Gallo : Maya, apologize to Dennis.
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Richard : Did you know that there's a factory in Indonesia where old ladies are forced to work sixteen hours a day making American flags?
Maya Gallo : What does that have to do with anything?
Richard : Nothing. I'm just trying to stay angry.
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Maya Gallo : You should read The Whistleblower. It's really good.
Jack Gallo : Good? It's not good, it's a bunch of hooey about how big companies exploit workers and waste natural resources.
Dennis Finch : Jack, your driver wants to know if he can stop circling the block.
Jack Gallo : No, I want nice cold air on the way to lunch.
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Dennis Finch : What'cha doing?
Maya Gallo : Today's crossword puzzle.
Dennis Finch : Need any help?
Maya Gallo : Are you good at these?
Dennis Finch : I fancy myself a wordsmith.
Maya Gallo : Okay. I need a nine-letter word for hindrance.
Dennis Finch : Um... no idea.
Maya Gallo : Okay. Island in the Aegean Sea, six letters.
Dennis Finch : Aegean... No, sorry.
Maya Gallo : Some wordsmith.
Elliot DiMauro : Breasts, eight letters.
Dennis Finch : Bazongas, balloons, knockers...
Elliot DiMauro : Seven letters, beginning with an H.
Dennis Finch : Hooters, honkers, hi-beams...
Elliot DiMauro : Now in Spanish.
Dennis Finch : Chachas, piñatas, maracas...
Maya Gallo : So you basically spend all your time thinking of synonyms for breasts.
Dennis Finch : I also do bottoms.
Elliot DiMauro : Alphabetically.
Dennis Finch : Ass, booty, caboose, derriere, endzone, fanny, glutey-pops, heinie... Yeah!
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Maya Gallo : Me? Why me?
Jack Gallo : Because you've got that certain... you know...
Dennis Finch : Hooters, heaters, mambos...
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Richard : Forget it. I'm not giving up my office space.
Maya Gallo : But you don't even know what it's for.
Richard : Let me guess. A lounge so that the models can be alone with their thought?