Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Kevin Liotta : Hi, Nina. I got you a present.

  Nina Van Horn : Oh... How nice. It's a doll.

  Kevin Liotta : It's supposed to be you. I ran out of fake hair, so I used some of mine.

  Nina Van Horn : Thank you. I'll put it alongside all the other slightly moist things you've giving me.

• Nina Van Horn : Look at what Kevin gave me.

  Maya Gallo : Aw, I think it's nice.

  Nina Van Horn : It's stuffed with ground beef to make it feel more human.

  Maya Gallo : Eww!

• Nina Van Horn : Let me explain to you the inner workings of Kevin: Kevin is like a big, fleshy clock, full of wheels and cogs and-and springs. But when one of those springs pops... Bam! Sproing! Madness!

  Dennis Finch : Let me explain to you the inner workings of Nina: Psssh! Glug, glug, glug, glug...

• Dennis Finch : You know what? I bought a ladies' belt.

  Nina Van Horn : At least it matches your blouse.