David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : I can't give you any more points, but I can give you this. Tonight, when I get home, I will open my secret employee ledger and next to your name, I'm putting... five gold stars.

  Dennis Finch : Why you cheap bastard. You give me ten gold stars.

  Jack Gallo : Seven.

  Dennis Finch : Nine.

  Jack Gallo : Eight.

  Dennis Finch : Done!

• Nina Van Horn : Let me explain to you the inner workings of Kevin: Kevin is like a big, fleshy clock, full of wheels and cogs and-and springs. But when one of those springs pops... Bam! Sproing! Madness!

  Dennis Finch : Let me explain to you the inner workings of Nina: Psssh! Glug, glug, glug, glug...

• Dennis Finch : What do you think of me in a helicopter?

  Elliot DiMauro : I think you'd throw up.

  Dennis Finch : Not if I stay on the ground. After all, there are no women in the air.

• Dennis Finch : You know what? I bought a ladies' belt.

  Nina Van Horn : At least it matches your blouse.