- Kevin Liotta: I got you a present.
- Maya Gallo: Thank you. It's a mug, and it says "what would Jesus do?"
- Kevin Liotta: My guess would be push-ups.
- Kevin Liotta: Hi, Nina. I got you a present.
- Nina Van Horn: Oh... How nice. It's a doll.
- Kevin Liotta: It's supposed to be you. I ran out of fake hair, so I used some of mine.
- Nina Van Horn: Thank you. I'll put it alongside all the other slightly moist things you've giving me.
- Nina Van Horn: Look at what Kevin gave me.
- Maya Gallo: Aw, I think it's nice.
- Nina Van Horn: It's stuffed with ground beef to make it feel more human.
- Maya Gallo: Eww!
- Maya Gallo: Kevin, I want to talk to you about something.
- Kevin Liotta: All right. How about... Denmark?
- Maya Gallo: You just need to stop. Just stop everything.
- [Kevin holds his breath]
- Maya Gallo: Don't stop breathing! Just stop doing stuff for Nina.
- Kevin Liotta: Can I make my heart go?
- Maya Gallo: You can make it stop?
- Kevin Liotta: Just answer quickly!
- Jack Gallo: I can't give you any more points, but I can give you this. Tonight, when I get home, I will open my secret employee ledger and next to your name, I'm putting... five gold stars.
- Dennis Finch: Why you cheap bastard. You give me ten gold stars.
- Jack Gallo: Seven.
- Dennis Finch: Nine.
- Jack Gallo: Eight.
- Dennis Finch: Done!
- Nina Van Horn: Let me explain to you the inner workings of Kevin: Kevin is like a big, fleshy clock, full of wheels and cogs and-and springs. But when one of those springs pops... Bam! Sproing! Madness!
- Dennis Finch: Let me explain to you the inner workings of Nina: Psssh! Glug, glug, glug, glug...
- Dennis Finch: What do you think of me in a helicopter?
- Elliot DiMauro: I think you'd throw up.
- Dennis Finch: Not if I stay on the ground. After all, there are no women in the air.
- Dennis Finch: You know what? I bought a ladies' belt.
- Nina Van Horn: At least it matches your blouse.