Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
The Proposal: Part 1 (2001)
Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn
Quotes
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Nina Van Horn : Just think, everyone thought I would wind up a man-chasing boozehound. Well, I showed them!
[she leaves]
Elliot DiMauro : What, no comeback? That was a gimme.
Dennis Finch : I don't go for cheap shots. Remember that, baldy.
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Elliot DiMauro : What the hell is going on?
Maya Gallo : They canceled Nina Van Horn Day.
Elliot DiMauro : What? Why?
Maya Gallo : [crying] Apparently one of my underground films from the '70s appeared in the Video Barn. Now they say I'm setting a bad example.
Maya Gallo : Some close-minded people can be a little uptight about a little nudity.
Nina Van Horn : ...and other stuff.
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Nina Van Horn : The mayor of Colby wants to name a silo after me. I don't know if it's grain or missile, but either way, it's really quite humbling.
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[Jack, Nina and Dennis are watching Elliot and Maya from the bar]
Jack Gallo : I think maybe we should actually leave.
Nina Van Horn : Nonsense. Elliot and Maya would want us to stay.
Dennis Finch : I can't see this magical moment.
Nina Van Horn : Fine. Barkeep, bring us another phone book.
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Elliot DiMauro : Is there going to be a parade?
Nina Van Horn : Yes. It's going up Main Street and down the other one.
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Nina Van Horn : Oh, Maya. You're like my cowardly scarecrow with the tin hat.