Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

When Nina Met Elliott (1999)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : Does anyone have any new ideas? Come on, dazzle me.

  Dennis Finch : How about this? Put Adrienne and me on the cover and write a story about our marriage.

  Jack Gallo : Dennis, I like that idea. Here's what'll make me love it. We keep Adrienne, lose you and the romance angle. Okay, that's one for me.

• Bob Whiteman : And who are you?

  Jack Gallo : Jack Gallo, and these two aren't saying another word until I get a lawyer down here.

  Bob Whiteman : Gallo. Your name is mentioned a lot on their wedding announcement.

  Jack Gallo : That's right.

  Bob Whiteman : You're an extremely wealthy man.

  Jack Gallo : Thank you. You're very kind.

  Bob Whiteman : I'm guessing you have a staff of, say, three?

  Jack Gallo : Four, and a driver.

  Bob Whiteman : And I assume all their papers are in order?

  Jack Gallo : Why you arrogant little pissant. Do you have any idea who you're dealing with? Do you know what I can do to you with one phone call? Mark my words, I will be back.

  [Leaves] 

  Adrienne Barker : How long do you think he'll be?

  Dennis Finch : He's not coming back.

• Jack Gallo : Look no further, I have just the story for you. As usual, my name will be changed to Jeffrey.

  Maya Gallo : Got it.

  Jack Gallo : I first met her in Shanghai. She was beautiful. Jet black hair. Velvet skin. Toes like peanuts.

  Elliot DiMauro : So what happened?

  Jack Gallo : I sleep with her one night, and she went off with another man. "Love you long time." There's a lie.