- Dr. Blizzard: If you'll excuse me, Mr. Mayor, I'll be leaving with my "chill"-gotten gains.
- [laughs maniacally]
- The Flash: Chill out, Blizzard.
- [shows up alongside Black Siren and does a diving kick into his face, knocking him to the ground]
- The Flash: We're putting you on ice!
- Dr. Blizzard: Forgive me if I give you the cold shoulder.
- [Fires shards of ice at them from his headgear, which they narrowly evade]
- The Streak: Obviously the clue "fire" can mean only one thing. The plan to steal the fabled Flame of Rasputin. A precious ruby necklace on loan to the Seaboard City Museum!
- Green Lantern: You know your stuff. It's an honor to fight aside you.
- The Streak: The feeling's mutual. You're a credit to your people, son.
- Green Lantern: [awkwardly] Uh... thanks.
- Green Lantern: This can't be real.
- The Flash: Tell me about it. I almost busted a gut during that roll-call routine.
- Green Lantern: It's not that, it's the Justice Guild. They're... comic book characters.
- The Flash: What?
- Green Lantern: When I was a kid, my uncle James had the biggest comic book collection I've ever seen. I'd go to his house everyday after school and we'd read old comics all afternoon.
- The Flash: So?
- Green Lantern: So... The Streak, Tom Turbine, Green Guardsman... they were the stars of my favorite comic-book: The Justice Guild of America.
- The Flash: This is too weird.
- Green Lantern: I know it sounds corny, but... those comics taught me what it meant to be a hero. Without them, well... maybe I wouldn't have this ring today.
- The Flash: Ooo-kay.
- Ray Thompson: [Inquiring about a message] Jeepers. What does it say?
- The Streak: [Reading] "To the Justice Guild, prepare for our most fiendish plot of all. A crime spree based on the four elements of the ancient world: Fire, air, water and earth. Catch us if you can, dastardly yours, The Injustice Guild".
- Hawkgirl: What kind of criminals tip off the authorities?
- Green Guardsman: The worst kind. I doubt there's enough good between the four of them to care for a wounded puppy.
- Tom Turbine: I suppose you haven't heard, but in Seaboard City, crime doesn't pay.
- [his fists surge with energy as he jumps down in front of The Flash and Green Lantern]
- The Flash: Hey, you got the wrong...
- [Tom Turbine punches him square in the face]
- The Flash: Ugh!
- [he flies a short distance back and flops on the ground]
- Sgt. O'Shaughnessey: Music Master, put up your hands and drop the Stradivarius!
- The Music Master: Sorry, Sergeant, I don't take requests.
- Hawkgirl: [Sarcastically to Black Siren] So, you fight crime *and* bake cookies. How *do* you do it?
- The Flash: Like I said, you never had a snowball's chance in...
- Black Siren: Flash, look!
- [a dynamite truck is about to crash into a bus filled with nuns]
- The Flash: You've gotta be kidding!
- Ray Thompson: Can I come? Can I? Can I?
- J'onn J'onzz: I would hesitate to put the boy in harm's way.
- Cat Man: Sure thing, little buddy!
- Ray Thompson: Oh, boy!
- J'onn J'onzz: [being advanced upon by a trio of unfamiliar superheroes] It seems we are not in Metropolis anymore.
- Green Lantern: Yeah, I got that.
- The Streak: A pity he uses his talent for evil, rather than entertaining children at birthday parties.
- The Sportsman: [Cat Man jumps up on top of his truck, then he sees J'onn flying behind the truck] What's this? New player? No matter, watch the birdie!
- [hits a shuttlecock toward him, which explodes after going past him; the shock wave results in Cat Man getting blown forward and he clings to the truck's hood]
- The Sportsman: Game, set, and match.
- The Music Master: We face a new threat. They wore different costumes, but they had the same amazing powers as our sworn enemies, the Streak and Green Guardsman.
- The Sportsman: Fiddlesticks! The Justice Guild foiled your crime, and rather than admit you dropped the ball, you blame these phantom heroes.
- Dr. Blizzard: [popping his basketball with a blast of ice] Cool it, Sportsman!
- The Sportsman: You want a piece of me, Dr. Blizzard?
- Sir Swami: [turning Sportsman's boomerang into a flower bouquet] Enough squabbling. I propose a contest. No, a wager.
- The Sportsman: A bet? I'm game.
- Sir Swami: Each of us will see who can pull off the most spectacular crime. The winner will earn the honor of devising a plan to destroy the Justice Guild... in addition to making these new heroes disappear...
- [conjuring a doll of Green Guardsman and vanishing it]
- Sir Swami: ...forever.
- The Music Master: Your disguise can't fool me, Green Guardsman.
- Green Lantern: Green Guardsman?
- The Music Master: [powering up his accordion] It's still the same old song.
- The Streak: [after the Flash saves a young boy from falling rubble] Stand down! All of you, stand down! No one who would risk his own life to save another could be evil. I think perhaps our two teams should talk.
- Green Guardsman: Surrender, villains!
- Hawkgirl: [flying up to him] Whoever you are, you're no Green Lantern.
- [he uses his power ring to trap her in a birdcage]
- The Flash: [running to save her] Hang on, Hawkgirl!
- The Streak: [catching up to him] You're quick, son, but villainy can never outrun justice.
- Sir Swami: [shooting laser blasts from his wand at Green Lantern and the Streak] Hold still, blast you!
- Hawkgirl: [while chasing Music Master, his plane breaks the scaffold of a pair of window washers] Steady the scaffold. I'll go after the plane.
- Green Guardsman: I can't. My ring has no power over aluminum.
- Hawkgirl: [sarcastic] Terrific.
- Green Lantern: Something's not right here.
- [watching pedestrians pass by]
- Green Lantern: Definitely not right.
- [an ice cream truck passes with its music playing]
- Green Lantern: I haven't seen a truck like that since I was a kid.
- The Flash: Weird. Do you suppose we got blasted into the past?
- Green Lantern: [picking up a newspaper from the trash with his power ring] Nope, the date's right. But look.
- The Flash: [looking at the paper's name] Seaboard City? Where the heck is that?
- Tom Turbine: I have a theory on how you came to be here. As an expert in nuclear physics, I have long hypothesized that there are an infinite number of parallel dimensions, each containing its own planet Earth. Each Earth occupies the same location in space but vibrates at a different speed. Flash, the energy blast you absorbed caused you to match the vibration rate of our Earth.
- J'onn J'onzz: So he created a tear in the dimensional barriers, which brought us here.
- The Flash: [indignantly] Hey, it was an accident, okay?
- Green Lantern: But this still doesn't explain the Justice Guild comics I read when I was a kid.
- J'onn J'onzz: Perhaps the creators of those comics had a subconscious link to this Earth. What they thought was merely imagination was a psychic memory of the Justice Guild's real exploits.
- Tom Turbine: I couldn't have put it better myself.
- Hawkgirl: Fascinating. But how do we get back to our world?
- Tom Turbine: [unveiling it from beneath a tarp] I've been tinkering with a prototype trans-dimensional gateway.
- The Flash: Cool. How does it work?
- Tom Turbine: Unfortunately, I haven't been able to harness a suitable energy source to power it.
- Hawkgirl: I guess you're going to be stuck with us for a while.
- The Streak: We don't have time to induct you with a formal ceremony, but consider yourselves honorary members of the Justice Guild.
- Green Lantern: I don't believe it. You could order rings just like these off the back of the old comic books.
- The Flash: Nice plastic.
- The Streak: We should split into teams if we're to have any hope of defeating the Injustice Guild.
- The Flash: [whooshing over to Black Canary] Let's just go with the person on our left. So, I guess it's you and me, huh?
- Hawkgirl: J'onn, what's wrong?
- J'onn J'onzz: [panting weakly] A sudden dizziness; so strange.
- The Streak: Nothing a tall, cold glass of milk won't cure.
- Green Guardsman: My hunch about the air crime was dead-on. Music Master was after that priceless antique flyer.
- Hawkgirl: [raising her mace] I'll stop him.
- Green Guardsman: [stopping her] Stop!
- Hawkgirl: What are you doing?
- Green Guardsman: We can't destroy that plane! It's an irreplaceable piece of our nation's aviation heritage!
- Hawkgirl: Then how do you suggest we stop him?
- Green Guardsman: By using our wits.