Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)
The Great Brain Robbery (2006)
Clancy Brown: Lex Luthor, The Flash, Wally West
Quotes
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[Flash-as-Lex is about to leave the bathroom]
Dr. Polaris : Mm-hm!
Lex Luthor : What?
Dr. Polaris : You gonna wash your hands?
Lex Luthor : No! 'Cause I'm evil.
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Bizzaro : [On Lex's surprising new behavior] Me got answer.
Lex Luthor : Excellent, do enlighten us.
Bizzaro : Ever since you plug in monkey's head, you act perfectly sane and rational. Am you Bizarro's mommy?
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[Flash-as-Lex prepares to address the Legion of Doom]
Lex Luthor : [clears his throat] My fellow bad guys, I, Lex Luthor, your leader, will speak now about my, Lex Luthor's, plan. My villainous, villainous plan. Question the plan at your peril.
[pause]
Lex Luthor : Uh... any questions?
Angle Man : We all get a cut, right?
Lex Luthor : Watch your step, my evil minion. You presume too much. One of these days, you'll go too far.
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[with Flash's brain]
Lex Luthor : Okay, okay, I'm trapped in a building full of super-villains, I've lost my powers, and for some reason this creepy hot chick thinks I'm Lex Luth...
[sees himself in the mirror]
Lex Luthor : Oh, that is just wrong!
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Lex Luthor : Me, The Flash? You've, like, totally lost it, Grodd. I'm Lex Luthor!
Gorilla Grodd : And I'm Charlton Heston.
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Tala : You need a rest.
[Tala pulls "Lex Luthor" with her into a room. The door closes]
Lex Luthor : [pause] That's not restful.
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[after spending a day with the Flash-as-Lex, Tala wants to know if their minds have been switched back]
Tala : Lex, is that really you?
Lex Luthor : Of course it's me, you twit.
[elbows her away]
Tala : [disappointed] Aw...
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Tala : Lex, you don't look at all well
Lex Luthor : [out of breath] Yeah, I'm just a little wind - Did you say, "Lex"?
Rampage : ...Psycho.
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The Flash : Attention, the man you think is Luthor is actually a Justice Leaguer disguised as me. Repeat, he is not Luthor.
Lex Luthor : [seeing the others stare] I, Lex Luthor, find that preposterous.
Dr. Polaris : Tell you what. Why don't you humor us and tell me something Luthor would know and a spy wouldn't? What's my real name?
Lex Luthor : [sweating, he pushes a technician out of the way] Priority override, user code 006...
Sinestro : [Polaris knocks him unconscious] We'd better hurry and finish loading. It won't take the League long to track that transmission.
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Lex Luthor : Brainiac, you're in there. I can almost feel you. Abasing myself before Grodd, then running this unwieldy super-gang. It's all been worth it if I can just free the only piece of you that remains.
Tala : Lex, don't talk to the rock.
Lex Luthor : Stay out of this, witch.
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Gorilla Grodd : What do you want, Luthor?
Lex Luthor : How do I unlock the Brainiac code?
Gorilla Grodd : You're a genius; figure it out.
Lex Luthor : Tell me, you leering, manipulative, knuckle-dragger, or I'll...
Gorilla Grodd : Lex, Lex. You can't expect me to give up my only bargaining chip. What's in it for me?
Lex Luthor : [frustrated] When this is over, I'm going to sell your body for dog meat.
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The Flash : Beam me out of here or I'm going to vibrate these fingers and scramble your brains.
Mr. Terrific : Do as he says, Tony.
John Stewart : We can't let Luthor get away with Flash's body. He'll be unstoppable.
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Lex Luthor : You're making a big mistake.
Dr. Polaris : [slugging him] Gotta be the Martian.
Sinestro : I say we torture him until he reverts to his true form.
Lex Luthor : It's me, Luthor. Dr. Fate switched my mind, but I'm back now.
Tala : It may be true.
Dr. Polaris : That doesn't matter. I'm running things from now on.
Lex Luthor : [chuckling] Oh, don't kid yourself, Polaris.
Dr. Polaris : Whether you're just a lookalike or the real thing, I'd hate to be you about now.
[using his powers, he pulls metal out of the ceiling and aims the shards at Lex; as Lex taps a button on his belt, the shards turn around and wrap around Polaris]
Lex Luthor : That's how you know I'm Luthor. When I augmented your powers, I also made sure I can override your abilities. Would anyone else care to try me?
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Lex Luthor : You see how much I've learned from your mind-control technology. Of course, I don't have your natural talent for the work, so my process is relatively crude. Last chance. Tell me what I want to know, or I'll tear the information from your bleeding frontal lobe.
Gorilla Grodd : You're a technological cretin. A sadistic child playing with power tools.