Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)

The Great Brain Robbery (2006)

Juliet Landau: Tala

Quotes 

• Tala : You need a rest.

  [Tala pulls "Lex Luthor" with her into a room. The door closes] 

  Lex Luthor : [pause]  That's not restful.

• Gorilla Grodd : Ah, Tala, my old groupie. I so miss bending you to my will.

  Tala : Go eat a banana. Lex is my man now.

  [Leaves with Lex] 

  Gorilla Grodd : If you say so.

• [after spending a day with the Flash-as-Lex, Tala wants to know if their minds have been switched back] 

  Tala : Lex, is that really you?

  Lex Luthor : Of course it's me, you twit.

  [elbows her away] 

  Tala : [disappointed]  Aw...

• Tala : Lex, you don't look at all well

  Lex Luthor : [out of breath]  Yeah, I'm just a little wind - Did you say, "Lex"?

  Rampage : ...Psycho.

• Lex Luthor : You, uh, evil head guy.

  Evil Star : Yeah?

  Lex Luthor : Tell me your part in this plan.

  Evil Star : I don't have a part in this plan.

  Lex Luthor : Exactly. Pop quiz. Everyone tell me their part in the plan.

  Dr. Polaris : Well, here's the way you gave it to us, this morning. The recently reunited country of Kaznia has gone democratic and is joining the European Union.

  Sinestro : As such, they're switching their currency from Kaznian crowns to euros. In a few hours, nearly 100 million newly minted euros are being brought in to the Kaznian treasury.

  Tala : So, while Dr. Poaris and Sinestro take the point, darling, you and I are in a transport nearby.

  Dr. Polaris : It's a simple smash-and-grab. It's also gonna be the largest single robbery in history.

  Lex Luthor : Whoa. I mean, Lex Luthor is pleased. Carry on.

• Lex Luthor : Brainiac, you're in there. I can almost feel you. Abasing myself before Grodd, then running this unwieldy super-gang. It's all been worth it if I can just free the only piece of you that remains.

  Tala : Lex, don't talk to the rock.

  Lex Luthor : Stay out of this, witch.

• Lex Luthor : You're making a big mistake.

  Dr. Polaris : [slugging him]  Gotta be the Martian.

  Sinestro : I say we torture him until he reverts to his true form.

  Lex Luthor : It's me, Luthor. Dr. Fate switched my mind, but I'm back now.

  Tala : It may be true.

  Dr. Polaris : That doesn't matter. I'm running things from now on.

  Lex Luthor : [chuckling]  Oh, don't kid yourself, Polaris.

  Dr. Polaris : Whether you're just a lookalike or the real thing, I'd hate to be you about now.

  [using his powers, he pulls metal out of the ceiling and aims the shards at Lex; as Lex taps a button on his belt, the shards turn around and wrap around Polaris] 

  Lex Luthor : That's how you know I'm Luthor. When I augmented your powers, I also made sure I can override your abilities. Would anyone else care to try me?

• Gorilla Grodd : It must pain you to see me like this, after what we've been to one another.

  Tala : My taste in boyfriends has evolved.