Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)

This Little Piggy (2004)

Kevin Conroy: Batman, Bruce Wayne, Crimson Avenger, Lee Travis

Quotes 

• [Batman and Wonder Woman are on a rooftop on stakeout. Wonder Woman notices some loving couples coming out of a nearby club] 

  Wonder Woman : Don't you ever wish you were down there?

  Batman : I'm down there all I need to be.

  Wonder Woman : Yes, but it's just a job to you. I'm talking about going down there and having some fun. Maybe... maybe with someone special.

  [pause] 

  Wonder Woman : No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.

  Batman : One: Dating within the team always leads to disaster. Two: You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues... lots of issues. And three: If my enemies knew I had someone special, they wouldn't rest until they'd gotten to me through her.

  [for answer, Diana crushes the head of a gargoyle with her hand] 

  Wonder Woman : Next.

  [an alarm sounds from an alley across the street] 

  Batman : There!

  [fires his Bat-rope and swings away] 

  Wonder Woman : Saved by the bell.

• [after Batman's knockout performance] 

  Zatanna Zatara : Is there anything you can't do?

  Batman : There's one thing I've never been very good at: saying thank you.

• [searching for Wonder Woman - who has been turned into a pig - the Phantom Stranger knocks on a house door; a middle-aged husband answers the door] 

  Crimson Avenger : Pardon me, sir, but I'm looking for a pig.

  Husband : [calling to his wife]  Gladys, it's for you!

• Batman : [singing]  There was a time/I was your only one/But now I'm/the sad and lonely one...

• Batman : [after singing an old standard]  Remember when Penguin tried to kidnap that singer?

  Zatanna Zatara : Ricky what's-his-name? So?

  Batman : I spent a month on stakeout. Must've heard that song a hundred times.

• Wonder Woman : And truthfully, it's all still pretty much of a blur to me. Did I miss anything?

  Batman : Not really. The important thing is you're safe.

  Wonder Woman : Yeah. Of course, that's not the only important thing.

  [as she walks away humming "Am I Blue?", he smiles] 

• Zatanna Zatara : Is there anything you can't do?

  Batman : There's one thing I've never been very good at: saying "thank you".

• Wonder Woman : Circe! Be careful, she's...

  Batman : Yeah, I've read the Odyssey.