- [Batman and Wonder Woman are on a rooftop on stakeout. Wonder Woman notices some loving couples coming out of a nearby club]
- Wonder Woman: Don't you ever wish you were down there?
- Batman: I'm down there all I need to be.
- Wonder Woman: Yes, but it's just a job to you. I'm talking about going down there and having some fun. Maybe... maybe with someone special.
- [pause]
- Wonder Woman: No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.
- Batman: One: Dating within the team always leads to disaster. Two: You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues... lots of issues. And three: If my enemies knew I had someone special, they wouldn't rest until they'd gotten to me through her.
- [for answer, Diana crushes the head of a gargoyle with her hand]
- Wonder Woman: Next.
- [an alarm sounds from an alley across the street]
- Batman: There!
- [fires his Bat-rope and swings away]
- Wonder Woman: Saved by the bell.
- [after Batman's knockout performance]
- Zatanna Zatara: Is there anything you can't do?
- Batman: There's one thing I've never been very good at: saying thank you.
- [searching for Wonder Woman - who has been turned into a pig - the Phantom Stranger knocks on a house door; a middle-aged husband answers the door]
- Crimson Avenger: Pardon me, sir, but I'm looking for a pig.
- Husband: [calling to his wife] Gladys, it's for you!
- Circe: [as Batman's singing] Beautiful.
- Zatanna Zatara: And you'll keep your part of the bargain.
- Circe: A deal's a deal. He can stop now.
- Zatanna Zatara: Not on your life!
- B'wana Beast: B'wana Beast. How you doing?
- [He offers his hand to shake, but she follows his gaze]
- Zatanna Zatara: My *legs* are fine, as is the rest of me.
- [points to her face]
- Zatanna Zatara: Up here.
- B'wana Beast: Whoa! She's got the fire of the cheetah in her!
- [growls]
- Zatanna Zatara: [to Batman] Why are you doing this to me?
- Circe: My cousins, the Sirens, said I couldn't sing. They thought they were all that with their "charm the sailors" routine. Well, I'm showing them tonight, aren't I?
- [the ferryman on the River of the Dead holds out his hand]
- Themis: Um, there's a small service charge.
- [Batman gives him two pennies]
- Batman: [after singing an old standard] Remember when Penguin tried to kidnap that singer?
- Zatanna Zatara: Ricky what's-his-name? So?
- Batman: I spent a month on stakeout. Must've heard that song a hundred times.
- Wonder Woman: And truthfully, it's all still pretty much of a blur to me. Did I miss anything?
- Batman: Not really. The important thing is you're safe.
- Wonder Woman: Yeah. Of course, that's not the only important thing.
- [as she walks away humming "Am I Blue?", he smiles]
- Medusa: C-Girl and me did a little time together back in the Pit of Eternal Torment. That's where they hang you by your ankles and weasels come each night to eat your fingers. They grew back the next day, but trust me, it gets old real quick.
- [searching a crowd of pigs for Wonder Woman]
- B'wana Beast: Come on, guys, help me out! Newcomer, silver bracelets, kinda stuck-up.
- Circe: I want something from you that's very precious. Something you've worked very hard to conceal. Something when gone, you can never regain. Something soul shattering.
- Zatanna Zatara: Is there anything you can't do?
- Batman: There's one thing I've never been very good at: saying "thank you".