- [last lines]
- Onslow: Great idea of yours, Dicky, to drag me in here. Cheers.
- Richard: Cheers. Onslow, I-I-I don't want to be personal, but at the church hall just now, wasn't that Daisy?
- Onslow: Daisy?
- Richard: Your wife.
- Onslow: Oh, that Daisy.
- Richard: Didn't you think it was... funny?
- Onslow: Suppose I did really. I never knew she liked motorbikes.
- [first lines]
- Hyacinth: You quite sure my milk went into a clean bottle?
- [he shows her his hands]
- Hyacinth: Very good. I *do* like a milkman with clean fingernails. You may bring an extra yoghurt tomorrow. You see how cleanliness pays.
- The Milkman: An extra yoghurt. Wow! What flavour?
- Hyacinth: Surprise me.
- The Milkman: I'd love to.
- Hyacinth: [a dog barks] There's that dreadful dog again. He's always coming into my garden and making gestures.
- The Milkman: I can understand that.