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- The Vicar: A bit more this way. A little higher. And straighter. Yes, that'll do. Let's have the drawing pins.
- The Vicar's wife: You said bring the poster. You didn't say anything about drawing pins.
- The Vicar: Well, I'll hold it and you can fetch them.
- The Vicar's wife: Oh, that's very charitable!
- The Vicar: My profession.