The Kids in the Hall (TV Series)

Episode #2.1 (1990)

Dave Foley: Various Characters

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• Alien Manager : Word is you destroyed planet earth. And apparently this is the twelfth one this month. And well, they're a little worried upstairs, you know those big-wigs.

  [chuckles] 

  Alien Manager : They're wondering if you're cut out for this little surveillance job, and oh! Oh, when I hired you, I did stress that this was a surveillance job, and not a planet-destroying job? Was it my fault? Was it me? Did I not make it clear?

  [crosstalk] 

  Alien Employee : Have there been any complaints about my work, is that it?

  Alien Manager : No, no. There haven't been any complaints, no. Anyone who might have complained has been blown up.

• Coworker : Yeah, but it never seems to get to you.

  Alien Employee : Oh?

  Coworker : Yeah, you always seem so together. Well, it's like the way you tie your bow tie.

  Alien Employee : Really, I... what do you mean?

  Coworker : It's so perfect. I mean, how do you get it like that?

  Alien Employee : Well you know, same as everyone else does, I suppose.

  Coworker : Yeah, I could never do it. Whenever I do it it's always a little lopsided, you know.

  Alien Employee : Well it's not like I have any special powers or anything.

  Coworker : Oh, well maybe I'm just in awe of how well-groomed you are.

  Alien Employee : You know, sure. But I mean it hardly means I'm a member of some super-intelligent race with extremely advanced personal hygiene, does it?