The King of Queens (TV Series)
Awful Bigamy (2004)
Jerry Stiller: Arthur Spooner
Quotes
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Holly Shumpert : I spent all day making Doug's favorite dishes but now they're getting cold, does he care? No because he's with some girl at his precious hockey game.
Carrie Heffernan : Shouldn't I be the one who's upset about this?
Holly Shumpert : Actually yeah.
Carrie Heffernan : What's going on here?
Arthur Spooner : Open your eyes you fools, the man has three wives!
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Doug Heffernan : Hey Arthur, come on up for breakfast. You know I can't start my day without my two scoops of Artie.
[from the basement]
Arthur Spooner : I don't know what that means, but it sounds terrifying.
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Doug Heffernan : Why don't you tell the man that your last year's salary was $12.
Arthur Spooner : That was after taxes!