- Carrie Heffernan: Hey, you wanna watch a movie?
- Doug Heffernan: Doug: Way ahead of you... . How about "Bloodsport?"
- Carrie Heffernan: [sarcastic] No, I read the book.
- Kelly Palmer: Deacon, what is going on?
- Deacon Palmer: Nothing is going on.
- Kelly Palmer: Oh something's going on.
- Deacon Palmer: I just don't want to have sex with you, why can't you respect that?