- Carrie Heffernan: If I put my mind to it, I can mash, shuck, and jive and all that, don't you think?
- Doug Heffernan: Absolutely. Can I get some TV dinners just as a backup?
- Richie Iannucci: So, you guys got a big Thanksgiving planned?
- Carrie Heffernan: No, thank God.
- Doug Heffernan: Just a long weekend with nothing to do except the three F's: food, football, and...
- [looks to Carrie]
- Doug Heffernan: makin' love.